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Maximus
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#1

Someone gossips 'Ewww, a human.'

  • 1253hp 932m 1656mv 5918754

    You hear something's death cry.

    • 1253hp 932m 1656mv 5918754 Chloe gossips 'you're just jealous because you can't

    come close to being as cool as me ;-)'

    Someone gossips 'Haha, good point.'

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Gza
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#2

Forget who I said it to and what channel but it got a laugh.

Gza-The part of my brain that would normally give a shit has taken a vacation

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Sirrus
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#3

Mythology tells you 'Sirrus vs Mythology, epic battle! Mythology gets the upper hand immediately, dispeling, blinding perfectly with remove all.. and then Sirrus pulls out his last option! A black kitten vanishes in a puff of smoke.'

:mrgreen:

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Sirrus
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#4

'It's easier to thread a needle blindfolded with gloves than to hit you in combat :P' says Ithilidin.

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Ardghal
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#5

Let's turn this into a big quotes thread like the ones from the past. I'll start off…

Ashlynn gossips 'nibs make me a sexy bikini worn about body for lounging in the hot tub ;)'

Nibelung gossips 'not enough fabric'

Kinda mean but I found it entertaining :P

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soupboy
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#6

Redraven says OOC: oh that is great, just go wizi on me

Syn says OOC: i got pretty sick of listening. i didnt really need to hear anymore.

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Dirge
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#7

OOC, you say: No. I've majored in Cynicism, with a minor in Asshattery.

Someone says OOC: oh, liberal arts

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Nibelung
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#8

'You two only reinforce my belief that every imm except myself is a total crackhead.' says Areo.

Ertai says, 'to be fair, I'm more of a crack fiend'

You say, 'I'm just a hairy crack'

You exclaim, 'oh the imagery!'

Ertai has created a Tyraknid's Razor Blade!

Ertai loads a Tyraknid's Razor Blade.

Ertai gives you a Tyraknid's Razor Blade.

Ertai exclaims, 'there, that'll help fix things!'

You eat a Tyraknid's Razor Blade.

'in time' you say.

Ertai snickers softly.

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Ardghal
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#9

Dirge says OOC: Morse code is pointless. I prefer Norse code, which involves alot of sword swinging and beheading.

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Nibelung
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#10

Unrelated events that make sense together:

You have completed your casting.

You feel less tired.

You scramble to your feet!

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RedRaven
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#11

I agree with that last quote

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Tieryo
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#12
c sleep syn
You begin to speak the words of the spell...

[ ][ ] >

You have completed your casting.
Syn goes to sleep.

[ ][ ] >
slit syn
You slit Syn's throat in cold blood!
Syn's leg is sliced from his dead body.
The reckoning has claimed Syn, who was slain by the mighty Areo!

[ ][ ] >
take all cor
(16) You get a bottled soul from the corpse of Syn.

[ ][ ] >
sac cor
Pleased with your sacrifice, the gods reward you with 466 deity points.

[ ][ ] >
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[Room ]
 Northwest Corner of Plith - # -
(-----------------------------------------------) #<-U-(A)--->E
 - S -
+----------+ This intersection of two streets is in the far northwest 
+ S + of Plith. The majestic city walls rise far above the 
+ | + rooftops to the north and west, almost seeming as if 
+ S-@-O-O+ they reach up towards the mountains and sun in the background. 
+ | |+ The noises of a bustling city can be heard all around 
+ O O+ you. 
+----------+ 

[Exits: east south up]
 The sliced-off leg of Syn is lying here.

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up
[Room ]
 The Beginning - N -
(-----------------------------------------------) W<---(A)-D->-
 - - -
+----------+ Located in the north-west of Plith, this room is ancient, 
+ S + so old that it is difficult to even estimate when it 
+ | + was created. On the ground is a pulsating mushroom, 
+ S-@ + a unique fungus found nowhere else in the entire megacosm. 
+ + A whispering noise seems to settle in the room, however 
+ + there is no movement of air at all, as if the sound 
+----------+ were some mystical force. Runes stream across the north 
 wall from left to right, glowing with an unknown magic. 

[Exits: north west down]
 A notice board greeting new adventurers hangs slightly crooked.
 The Infected Mushroom is here, pulsating gently.
 A cartography board hangs on the wall.
 A mystical summons board is on the wall.
 (Glowing) A glowing circle of light promises to take you to a far away place.
(Wizi) (Gold Aura) Syn is resting here.

[ ][ ] >

Aradia gossips 'HAHA! Victory is mine... through a third party'

[ ][ ] >

Dancing down from a rainbow, Aradia plops down beside you.

[ ][ ] >

Aradia gives Syn the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!

[ ][ ] >
'I'm gonna get my ass kicked for that.
'I'm gonna get my ass kicked for that.' you say.

[ ][ ] >
snicker
You snicker softly.

[ ][ ] >

Aradia nods.

[ ][ ] >

Syn shrugs helplessly.

[ ][ ] >
'Always totally worth it, though.
You say, 'Always totally worth it, though.'

[ ][ ] >
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[Room ]
 The Beginning - N -
(-----------------------------------------------) W<---(A)-D->-
 - - -
+----------+ Located in the north-west of Plith, this room is ancient, 
+ S + so old that it is difficult to even estimate when it 
+ | + was created. On the ground is a pulsating mushroom, 
+ S-@ + a unique fungus found nowhere else in the entire megacosm. 
+ + A whispering noise seems to settle in the room, however 
+ + there is no movement of air at all, as if the sound 
+----------+ were some mystical force. Runes stream across the north 
 wall from left to right, glowing with an unknown magic. 

[Exits: north west down]
 A notice board greeting new adventurers hangs slightly crooked.
 The Infected Mushroom is here, pulsating gently.
 A cartography board hangs on the wall.
 A mystical summons board is on the wall.
 (Glowing) A glowing circle of light promises to take you to a far away place.
(Wizi) Aradia is resting here.
(Wizi) (Gold Aura) Syn is resting here.

[ ][ ] >
sniff
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

[ ][ ] >
**** OOOOHHHHHHHHHH NNNNOOOO ****
You are now level 154.

[ ][ ] >

Syn focuses his godly powers on you and you explode in a blazing inferno!
The reckoning has claimed Areo, who was slain by the mighty Syn!
You feel yourself slow down.
The white shroud around your body fades.

The daemonic forces of the Reckoning breathe new life into your shattered body.
(SE)--> Syn slayed Areo!

[ ][ ] >

**** OOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYEEEESSS ****
You are now level 155.

[ ][ ] >

**** OOOOHHHHHHHHHH NNNNOOOO ****
You are now level 154.

[ ][ ] >

Syn focuses his godly powers on you and you explode in a blazing inferno!
The reckoning has claimed Areo, who was slain by the mighty Syn!

The daemonic forces of the Reckoning breathe new life into your shattered body.
(SE)--> Syn slayed Areo!

[ ][ ] >

**** OOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYEEEESSS ****
You are now level 155.

[ ][ ] >

**** OOOOHHHHHHHHHH NNNNOOOO ****
You are now level 154.

[ ][ ] >

Syn focuses his godly powers on you and you explode in a blazing inferno!
The reckoning has claimed Areo, who was slain by the mighty Syn!

The daemonic forces of the Reckoning breathe new life into your shattered body.
(SE)--> Syn slayed Areo!

[ ][ ] >

**** OOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYEEEESSS ****
You are now level 155.

[ ][ ] >

Aradia quotes "BUTT-KICKING FOR GOODNESS!"

[ ][ ] >
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[Room ]
 The Beginning - N -
(-----------------------------------------------) W<---(A)-D->-
 - - -
+----------+ Located in the north-west of Plith, this room is ancient, 
+ S + so old that it is difficult to even estimate when it 
+ | + was created. On the ground is a pulsating mushroom, 
+ S-@ + a unique fungus found nowhere else in the entire megacosm. 
+ + A whispering noise seems to settle in the room, however 
+ + there is no movement of air at all, as if the sound 
+----------+ were some mystical force. Runes stream across the north 
 wall from left to right, glowing with an unknown magic. 

[Exits: north west down]
( 3) The headless corpse of Areo is lying here.
( 3) The severed head of Areo is lying here.
 A notice board greeting new adventurers hangs slightly crooked.
 The Infected Mushroom is here, pulsating gently.
 A cartography board hangs on the wall.
 A mystical summons board is on the wall.
 (Glowing) A glowing circle of light promises to take you to a far away place.
(Wizi) (Gold Aura) Syn is resting here.
(Wizi) Aradia is resting here.

[ ][ ] >

Syn gossips '3 to one, beotch'
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Ardghal
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#13

Brilliant white light radiates down from the heavens and thunder rolls through the valleys.

A new CHANGELING has been born!

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Belmont, who is now a Ninja!'

In ceremony of Belmont, Sentience is blessed with 30 minutes of DOUBLE EXPERIENCE!

Brilliant white light radiates down from the heavens and thunder rolls through the valleys.

A new DRAGON has been born!

The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Galahad, who is now a Sage!'

In ceremony of Galahad, Sentience is blessed with 30 minutes of DOUBLE EXPERIENCE!

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Ardghal
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#14

Icestorm Inferno (12:38:32 AM): You sell the Heart of Darkness for 0 silver and 7800 gold pieces.

Xevira (12:38:48 AM): heh

Icestorm Inferno (12:39:06 AM): Hope I did right selling that… the con neg was just too much

Xevira (12:39:21 AM): You have 3011610 gold in your bank account.

Icestorm Inferno (12:40:17 AM): You last paid your locker rent till:

Tue Jan 22 21:19:26 2008

Xevira (12:40:36 AM): heh

Xevira (12:40:54 AM): oh wow... 90k :P

Xevira (12:40:59 AM): actually

Xevira (12:41:04 AM): more like 80k

Icestorm Inferno (12:41:11 AM): You have 84431 gold in your bank account.

Icestorm Inferno (12:41:23 AM): Damn you upper class! shake fist

Icestorm Inferno (12:41:37 AM): You place a 16-ton weight in your locker.

Xevira (12:41:49 AM): my locker expires Oct 5 8)

Xevira (12:41:55 AM): this year

Icestorm Inferno (12:42:03 AM): You've got enough gold to extend it 10 years.

Xevira (12:42:15 AM): heh

Xevira (12:42:25 AM): actually...

Xevira (12:42:48 AM): 3m / 5k == 600 / 12 = 50

Icestorm Inferno (12:43:13 AM): 50 years?

Xevira (12:43:19 AM): year

Icestorm Inferno (12:43:27 AM): you'll be DEAD by the time that expired

Xevira (12:43:46 AM): if I had any grand kids... they could get it out and extend it!

Icestorm Inferno (12:44:09 AM): Syn gossips 'Well, ol Xev kicked the bucket. No heirs... Who wants his rent money?"

Icestorm Inferno (12:44:25 AM): by then it would be his actual voice

Icestorm Inferno (12:44:31 AM): and face

Xevira (12:49:19 AM): by then, Xev will be 18th degree remort… working on his 18.43x10^16 tnl to get to level 2... his sanctuary spell will be at 97% finally, and his bank account will be measured by its logarithm, of course by then, the currency will be changed to the Eurollar after Sentience went public in the European States of America after Microsoft bought out the old US government then went bankrupt....

Icestorm Inferno (12:49:48 AM): HAHAHAHAHA

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RedRaven
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#15

ChaosAngel tells you 'Your Wifey Says sides im safer dead'

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RedRaven
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#16

You gossip 'it be an Areo :)'

Areo gossips 'That's just smoke and mirrors. No such thing as Areo!'

Belmont gossips '[SiMoN] I like to twist Areos apart, lick out their insides, and dunk them in milk.'

You gossip 'that is just a sick picture'

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Anonymous
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#17

Nopraptor gossips 'That's just not nice. I'm three times as big as an ewok, and considerably less hairy.'

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Tieryo
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#18

So, sometimes even the imms can get bored.

![](http://sanctuary-roleplay.org/media/images/Whatthehellimms.png" />

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Nibelung
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#19

:D I'm called the Smartass for a reason! :twisted:

00:05:46 TELL: Thorin tells you 'So i guess im gonna remort'

00:06:05 TELL: You tell Thorin 'that's nice'

00:06:29 TELL: Thorin tells you 'Hows it work?'

00:07:36 TELL: You tell Thorin 'you got your runes?'

00:07:39 TELL: Thorin tells you 'yep'

00:08:02 TELL: You tell Thorin 'donated $1000 to the Sentience Fund yet?'

00:08:07 TELL: Thorin tells you '….'

00:08:16 TELL: Thorin tells you 'sobs'

00:08:25 TELL: Thorin tells you 'more like the immortal keg fund'

00:09:06 TELL: You tell Thorin 'well, sorry'

00:09:59 TELL: You tell Thorin 'I might be able to persuade the powers that be to let you remort'

00:10:21 TELL: Thorin tells you 'ok'

00:11:13 TELL: Thorin tells you 'please?'

00:11:25 TELL: You tell Thorin 'sighs ok.. I'll see what I can do'

00:11:41 TELL: Thorin tells you 'dances'



For the record.. any 154+ can remort you as long as you have your runes and are level 120. :lol:

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